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Things you'll never hear:

Ansem: Dumb Guardian!
Sora: Did you just say 'Dumb Guardian'?
Ansem: No!
Sora: Yes you did!
Ansem: Did not!
Sora: Did too!
(Both argue while Donald and Goofy stare in disbelief)

Riku: Hey Maleficent.... *Winks*
Maleficent: Oh Riku..... Sorry Sora, I'll kill you later.
Sora: Riku gets all the girls T_T;

Sora: And I now know.... Kingdom Hearts.... Is LIGHT!
Ansem: .....Wha? Sorry, I was miles away. Did you say something?

Sora: Axel, black is so out this year!
Axel: Whaddya want me to do? Dress up like Goofy?!
Sora, Donald & Goofy: *Stare at Axel* >:3
Axel: O_O; *Runs*